A Warning.

Why you should not reverse polarities.Very funny.NSFCOW

Portsmouth 1 - 1 Newcastle.

Once again,Newcastle shoot themselves in the foot.A late equaliser costs us another 2 points.To add insult to injury Portsmouth's equali...

Goodle News

Feeling down? could do with some good news? Well try here. Goodle news-where only good news makes the headlines.

Giant Crabs.

Giant super-Crabs brought into Russia in 1930's by Stalin have worked their way around the Norwegian coast and are heading for the rest ...

Students + Snow = Snowpeople

College students construct nine-foot snowman out of snow, wood and beer. Clicky here. With pic.

The Happy Poster Project.

This man wants you to help him spread happiness.Just print one of his cool pics and put it in your window and if you have the time he would ...

Cactus And Son Part 2.

An extremely rude and offensive cartoon.But i liked it.I think i will have a look for part 1 in the morning. cactus and son episode two &quo...

Feeling Old?

Those kind people at Microsoft may have the answer.

Brain Damage.

No,not the classic Pink Floyd track but what is happening to us without us even knowing. Brain Damaged?

Jesus In The Clouds.

Pictures of Jesus formed in the clouds.

JP Brown's Serious LEGO

One step up again in Lego models from previous posts.These ones actually do something as well as looking brilliant. Serious LEGO The Picture...

Matchstick Rockets.

How to make them with normal things you find around the home.Dont blame if you shoot the cat or whatever.You make these at your own risk.Ha...

Fires AndExplosions.

4 short videos of the above from a site of accident investigators. Quicktime needed.

Snowball Fighting.

With all this lovely snow maybe we should do this. If this took off it would make a cool winter sport for the olympics. I stuck a few new l...

Norwegian Fallout 3.

Most Newcastle players would not go to show their thanks to the fans for attending last night.It has been common practice to do so for a n...

Norwegian Fallout 2

A section of toon fans are unhappy with Bobby Robson after last night's game. ic Newcastle - You let us down

Norwegian Fallout 1

Newcastle United,on their journey home from Norway,were hit with a flight scare.Having to land in Manchester some 7 hours later. ic Newcastl...

An Ant Is A German's Best Friend.

Well,someone has to be,dont they See here

Ear Piercing...

can cause ears to dissolve. Clicky here.

Lucky The Two-Legged Dog

Lucky!!!!!! WTF is lucky about being a two legged Dog? See here. With video.

St James' Park.

St. James' Park in 360 degree stylee.The only problem i have with this is it is outside not inside the hallowed temple. See here. That ...

Valarenga v Newcastle.

What a shambles this result and performance was. The BEEB descrbed Valarenga as "tricky".Tricky my arse. How many 1-1 draws are N...

The Cyborg Name Generator

What's your Cyborg Name? Here's Mine The Cyborg Name Generator: ILUVNUFC

How To...

hypnotise a man. See here. NSFCOW=NotSuitableForChildrenOrWork.

Tyneside Life and Times Galleries Page

Does what it says on the tin.Sometime soon this site will be much bigger. This is a taste of what is to come.

More Lego.

Death through the ages lovingly recreated in Lego

Logo Cemetary.

Just where do old logo's go when they die? To the Logo Graveyard of course.Silly you. The graveyard contains the old Robinson's Gol...

Railroad Tycoon 3 - Game

This is a brill simple little game,very addictive,where you have to lay bits of tracks to get the train to the station without crashing.The ...

Star Wars Lego.

I featured a site a while ago with Star Wars models but this site goes one better with Star Wars Scenes.This is an excellent site as it cont...

Rate My Poo.com

The current internet trend of rate my (bird,bloke,pussy etc) sites has took a step for the worse with Rate My Poo . This is disgusting,but h...

AgainstTheMedia.com

Linkin Park and Less Than Jake music vids available at www.AgainstTheMedia.com

For Rubberneckers.

Go on, fill your boots with lots of car crash pics.

Lower Than S%&t.

Before Saturday's kick-off in the Cardiff/Scumderland game a minute's silence was held in memory of John Charles, one of the finest ...

Local Pictures.

Here is a nice pic of the Tyne Bridge without the clutter of the Millenium Bridge.Its about time i put the Tyne Bridge on my site as i love ...

Mrs. Miller's Greatest Hits

The site says "I've spent a lot of time contemplating the mystery of Mrs. Elva Miller from Claremont, California. I have to conclud...

Our Future King..

was on the hoy in the Bigg Market last night.That is my guess as to why his nose looks like this.

Dumb Cop.

Stupid cop decides child victim is lying before even beginning the interview - later video proof backs up the child's story but attacker...

More Hair And Bigger penis.

Researchers grow mice with more hair and larger penis. See here. Men already forming a 2 mile queue at the door for an injection.

Celebrity Cemetery.

See the graves of the rich and famous here. This is an American site so a lot of the names will not mean much to the average Brit.The list i...

Six-Year Old Girl Joins Mensa.

Iluvnufc2 has got some learning to do. See here.

Deutsch Please, We're German.

Mitsubishi ad "Drive Alive" is mistranslated in Germany as "try surviving a drive in our car". See here.

Woman Flees Marriage Proposal At NBA Game.

If you're planning to propose marriage in front of a packed stadium, it is important to make sure she actually likes you. (With painful ...

Eye Ring

After 25 years your glass eye needs replaced,what do you do with it? Turn it into a ring.. ,of course.

Catch Of The Day.

Fishermen catch an M-81 rocket-propelled grenade. See here.

Jackass Speak And Swear Keyboard.

This is really funny. NSFC.

Fire Escape.

The observant among you may have noticed the appearance of a green fire escape sign on the left,above the links.This is in case you are read...

Rude Girlfriend - That B!tch Is Crazy!

RudeGirlfriend allows you to finally warn the world about that special someone that broke your heart, killed your dog and slept with your be...

Beat Up Your PC.

If you're computer is anything like mine you will feel like doing this occasionally. Clicky here

Computer=Supreme Being.

Chess computers are on track to overtake humans by next year. Scary.

6 Easy Points.

Thank god for the smoggies.I dont know what we would do for 6 points every season if they went down. See here.

$40 Million Raphael 'A Fake'

Just thought i'd would let you know what happens with your Lottery money,The British National Gallery has bought a painting for £22M whi...

YODA KITTY.

Just when you thought you had seen every kind of kitten on the Inter-Web here's a new one. B3TA:FEATURES:YODA KITTY

Top Trumps - Nasty Fags

The new health warnings on tab packets have been turned into Top Trumps - Nasty Fags This is brilliant,i'm gonna print them off and add ...

Team News And Stats;Newcastle v Middlesbrough.

Team news and stuff from tomorrows Tyne-Tees derby. Here and here.

Hard Times.

Wacko Jacko impersonators are having a hard time trying to find work.Is that a surprise?

Old Pound Notes.

Remember the old green pound notes? Clicky here.

Piranha Fished From Thames,

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water; a ferocious, carnivorous South American Piranha has been fished from the River ...

Li'l G n'R.

It'a kids tribute band to Guns And Roses. Li'l G n'R

Curry Flavour KitKat.

A range of new flavour KitKats are coming your way soon.

Heaven Or Hell.

Are you going to heaven or hell.Take this simple test to find out.Im not telling anybody my score all i will say is i'm going to hell

The Smoking Gun: Arresting Images

Check out these mugshots of the rich and famous when they have had brushes with the law.From the excellent the smoking gun.com

Germans Having A Debate On Uncontrolled Speeding On Autobahns.

A lad i know has just bought himself a new BMW and he said he wanted to go to Germany to experience the autobahns.He had better hurry. See h...

Confessions

This is a site i featured months ago.But it's worth another visit.People post their confessions online,i suppose it must help them get o...

Guess The Dictator Or Sit-Com Character

The idea is that you pretend to be one of the above then answer a series of yes or no questions and it will work out who you are.I pretended...

Disney Buys Jim Henson's Muppets and Bear.

I wonder if that means it will be back on TV. Clicky here.

God.

This is a picture of my all-time hero AKA god.I dont care if it is blasph...blasphemi....insulting to the other god.

Irishwoman Lived With Sister's Corpse.

And she slept with it too.Occasionally.

Create A South Park Character.

You can have lots of fun designing your own SP dude here.

Matador Survives Bull Attack.

Read the story,watch a cool slideshow and a video of the incident.Now that's what i call news coverage.

Mad.

Thai man drinks for three days straight without eating, has stomach pain, decides demons are to blame, operates on self. Clicky here.

Simpson Movie.

Estimated arrival,Summer 2006. See here.

Animals On The Underground.

Animals that have been spotted in the map of the London Underground. This is very cool.

Teen Pulls Off BMW Scam.

I hope Iluvnufc2 never sees this.

Farrah Fawcett's Nose.

The new one,that is.

Toddler Likes Dining On Dog Food.

An American Lady wrote to a problem page with the above problem.the answer was here. One part of the answer i liked was "In fact, she s...

Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day arouses bizarre acts of love, thankfully none of the bizarre German kind. See here.

Pingovski.

Remeber the Pingu game a while back? well here's the Russian version. Geek Focus News Portal

:: Celebrity Births ::

Today's technology enables us to accomplish things we would never have imagined ten years ago. Using sophisticated computer software it ...

Star Wars LEGO Customs

2 of my favourite things as a child,and now i suppose,are combined in this brill site.

Kristin Thomas Spam Poetry.

Here is a site featuring poetry made entirely of spam.It's quite good.Obviously NSFC.

Links.

I have been adding new links to the site lately.Now you can visit the site of "Safe Hands"-Shay Given.If you know any good sites p...

Life's Unanswered Questions.

This was borrowed from Debbie,My Sis-In-Law.Here's her site Studentworld. Warning:This site may contain lots of reference to the all ch...

LBVIDZ on EFNET

Loads of music video's. If you have come here through a search engine looking for music video links then go here Look At This...: Music...

Think You Know Your Music?

Try this quiz and win lots of cash and lovely prizes.The cash prize is rising every day. Warning:It's very hard.

New Scientist-Volcano On Mars.

Here's some nice images from Mars Express.

Eminem Interested In Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

I did'nt know he was like that! Irish Examiner> Breaking News>Clicky here.

Flaming Guitar Book Club.

Friends light guitar on fire and smash it on other friend's head. With pictures.

Relief For Smoggies.

If you're not from the North-East,Smoggies are people from Middlesbrough due their Chemical-Laden fresh air. Different strokes.

London Taxi Cabs To Hit The Streets Of San Francisco Next Week.

It makes a change for the Americans to adopt one of our ideas,it's usually the other way around. See here.

Move Over Karaoke, It's Movieoke Time.

Frustrated actors have a new outlet for their creative urges that until now was only available to their singing cousins -- Movieoke, Karaoke...

Give Police Star Trek-style Weapons, Says Senior British Officer.

Top British officer wants to use the kind of gun that turns people's brains off. See here.

Schoolkids Do A "Bill And Monica"

Clicky here.

New Scanner Invented.

Specifically for office party rudeness. See here.

Follow Up:Star Wars DVDs

George Lucas reveals changes he made for the Star Wars DVDs. Clicky here.

Internet Surprise.

Man calls the cops after seeing video of his wife having sex on the Internet. See here.

Debbie's Heaven.

No need to drink eight glasses of water a day -- beer's just as good.

Dumbass.

With a copy machine and a $5 bill, you too can be the world's stupidest counterfeiter.

Paraskevidekatriaphobia Explained.

Or to you and me it means fear of Friday the 13th. Brought to you by the excellent and original Urban Legends site www.snopes.com/

Eight Legged Hermaphrodite Piglet.

A stuffed one,that is. The Victorian Taxidermy Company Limited

Follow Up On A Follow Up:Balmbra's

Yesterday i received what will probably be my last communication on the subject.Here it is- Dear Mr. Iluvnufc many thanks for your email to ...

Now Computer Companies Are Outsourcing....

to the jungle. Scientists predict routine programming such as maintenance and report writing will be performed by teams of primates within 1...

Site Re-Design And New Penguin Game.

I hope you like the new design,i was doing this for hours and it's still not how i want it,but it's nearly there.It's possible t...

Discovery Museum ReLaunch

Iluvnufc2's (Junior) favourite haunt,The Discovery Museum is set for a massive relaunch this Saturday.The official site does'nt eve...

Follow up:Balmbra's Story.

In a Wishy-Washy compromise it will now be called Balmbra's-Reflex .The article states "The decision provoked such strong oppositio...

I Love Death.

Check this animation of Stick-Mans life including conception,birth school work marriage etc.In the Video section/I Love Death. Rather stran...

The Modern Antiquarian.

This is the site of the book.It's a guide to prehistoric sites in Britain. It also features an excellent Tecnicolour Map Browser. The ...

Monkey Splat Death.

A cool little game.You have to guide the monkeys into the water,not onto the rocks when they dive off the cliff.Though if the Monkey hits th...

At Last.

Star Wars on DVD.I know what i want for my birthday,somebody,please. See here.

Going To Brazil.

When you are getting photographed for anti-terrorist checks,dont Flip the bird. It cost this man $17,000.

More Valentine's Rubbish

But with added monkey goodness.

DON'T DO DRUGS

Watch this animation to see what happens when you do. DON'T DO DRUGS

Dr. Atkins Was Obese, Had Heart Disease

I think that is what is called irony.

Warning Over Clingfilm Condoms.

Cash-strapped teenagers are using clingfilm and crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say experts from the Bri...

Nothing Better To Do.

Having solved all other problems, British Parliament investigates cinema popcorn prices. See here.

Big Brother 5

Wanna be on BB5? See here for auditions.

We Took The Bus From REFLEX,She Was Heavy Laden....

The Evening Chronicle has a story about Balmbra's,the bar mentioned in our anthem The Blaydon Races. It is to be renamed "Reflex&...

"Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure.

See here. Complete with Pretzel choking button.This is cool.

TechTV | Top 10 Tips For Computer Newbies.

Consider reading this if you are not an expert in internet security.Which is nearly everybody.

Man Finds Human Penis In Bottle Of Fruit Punch.

Here. and another similarly unusual story Here. NSFC.

The Beer Collection

Scientist creates cool pictures with beer and a microscope. Molecular Expressions Photo Gallery

Modern Estate-Agent Marketing

As if estate agents weren't bad enough already, they've got hip to this viral marketing malarkey and started writing copy design...

The Flash Games.com

Lots and lots of small games at The Flash Games.com

Some More Valentine's Cards.

Classy cards you can download and print for free. we love you, yes you. NSFC.

Be My Anti-Valentine.

Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to...

I Failed My Exams.

Ever sat in an exam and felt like writing stupid answers to take the Mickey? This bloke did. Enzine.net >Read his paper.

Getting Old?

Think you can still cut it with the youth of today.Try this quiz.

Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments

Dont try this at home.Surely that goes without saying.

SINE Project Browse by Location

This site has lots of old and a few new photo's of Newcastle.The link takes you to a search box where you can type Byker,Heaton etc. Yo...

Jackass Speak And Swear Keyboard.

NSFC. SPEAK AND SWEAR

puddingvideos.com

Video's from Britney,Rachel Stevens and Sugababes Here.

More Videos.

Including HIM,Iggy Pop+Sum 41,Metallica,Offspring,Red Hot Chili Peppers and 2 Brill vids from Korn and The Strokes. Urban Chaos Videos - #UC...

#videopimp on EFnet

Green Day,Nirvana and Third Eye Blind videos available here only for a short while. If you came here from a search engine looking for music...

Bushisms.

Debbie from York-the land of sheep,farms,where people talk funny/strange and sheep-sent me an E-Mail with lots of Dubya qoutes.I found this ...

The Weird Picture Archive.

Just the best pics site on the web.Loads of weird animals,roadkill animals,Human autopsy and Human deformities pics and loads more. Click he...

FHM.com:Top 100 Online Games.

Including the old favourite Penguin bash. See here.

JengaJam.com.

JengaJam.com >> Loads of funny videos including a Man demonstrating a sword on a shopping channel discovers they are dangerous. The s...

Loads Of Cool Games.

Here. Includes Breakout,Bubble Bobble and loads of others.You dont need broadband to play these.

What Kind Of Farter Are You?

A detailed, visual, easy-to-understand guide to the various types of farts. Mental Discharge - Fartistic Anatomies

New Images From Spirit Landing Site

European pictures of Mars contradict NASA pictures. See here.

Which Serial killer Are You?

Answer a few short questions and find out. The Serial Killer quiz.

Crazy Kids Rooms.

Insanely decorated kid's bedrooms from 1970 fit for young serial killers and other fun stuff here on retroCRUSH: The World's Finest ...

Baby Panda.

Does what it says on the tin. Lots of photos charting a Panda's development from 4 hours old.Cute

Worm Battleship.

A simple little game.Just like Battleship but with worms instead of ships. See here.