Two Codpecker Bay spinsters discovered a naked man sitting on their woodpile early Sunday morning. The Parker sisters, Agatha and Lucille, were released from hospital after being treated for exposure to the reflection from a large washbasin, and apparently suffered no ill effects from occasional glimpses of the intruder's genitals. The unidentified man made his escape in a 1954 Austin Somerset with a sticky signal arm, after terrorizing the sisters for several minutes. The authorities arrived on the scene shortly after his departure, at which time the two sisters discovered that several bits of kindling were missing. Then they had tea.
Kindled by Cooper Green
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