one more man utd joke

I couldnt resist it
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
AI: 545,001. One to change it, 45,000 to pretend they've been changing it for years, and 500,000 to buy the commemorative T-shirt.

AII: Who cares? As long as the lightbulb is changed every 3 months, costs 50 quid and comes in a different colour

AIII: Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "1998 lightbulb changing" commerative t-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to