Yeti Sports 6

The Yeti returns. This time it's on a surfboard on a Hawaiian beach performing stunts. yetisports 6

Links galore

I've been to Whitley Bay today. A lovely day in the sun. Tomorrow is my birthday and the first day of conker season, according to ILuvNU...

Reaction on Sir Bobby's departure.

A few links from the BBC.... - Your views on Sir Bobby's departure - Listen again to a special programme of fans' and pundits'...

Sir Bobby Robson sacked

It comes as no surprise the news from St. James that Bobby has been sacked . Obviously it had been on the cards for a while now, probably as...

Aston Villa 4 - 2 Newcastle

Full-time Report: Aston Villa 4 - 2 Newcastle . What more can you say about the Toon? They managed to throw away another lead that's jus...

Black & White & Read All Over

A couple of Blogs that i read have moved their Toon coverage to a new site. Black & White & Read All Over has just started but it s...

First Arab team

First Arab team in Europe get Newcastle in UEFA Cup. Here is a little more info on them.

Stuff and Rooney news

Japanese cake erasers Vegetarian Rhapsody menwholooklikekennyrogers.com Mutilated to supply trade in human flesh lionhead rabbits News just...

UEFA Cup draw

Newcastle have been paired with Hapoel B-Sakhnin of Israel in the first round of the UEFA Cup and we will play the first leg at home. No, i...

Toon news

Preview - Aston Villa v Newcastle . A chance for Nooby Solano to bury us. OPTA preview Speaking of Nobby, he is stunned at recent events in...

Todays pile of shat

Would you make a good James Bond ? I got 60 points Breakout - New style. colour X-Ray vision Shocked dad sees worm wriggle out of joint of ...

Look At This...

There has been a couple of changes round here recently so it's probably a good time to re-cap. The "search this site" button h...

Newcastle 2-2 Norwich

Another below par display sees the Toon drop 2 points at home to the Premierships whipping boys Norwich. Newcastle 2-2 Norwich In other news...

Stuff

Naked Aprons . NSFW. Mad bike racing videos Umbilical Brothers World music charts Swearasaurus - How to swear in 156 languages. British Pat...

Toon news

20M not a penny more . Newcastle make a bid for Wayne Rooney. Magpies deny Rooney conspiracy . Sounds about right to me. We sell one of the ...

Stuff

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Let's get Vizical - 25 years at the comic coalface

YAY! Viz is 25 . Viz was always a part of my young life, and most peoples that i knew. I hav'nt read any new issues for a few years now ...

Toon v Mackems

A little something to cheer the Toon lads up after the week that we have had to endure. Mackems - A video from toongoals featuring highlig...

Newcastle 0-1 Tottenham

Once again, Newcastle make another dismal start to a new season. Newcastle 0-1 Tottenham ends another stressful week in Toon. However much ...

Puzzle over whirlwind Woodgate

I promise this will be the last Woodgate story i bring you. The whole sorry saga leaves a hell of a lot of unanswered questions and has left...

Yet more rubbish

Game - Bad Apple Game - Match the smileys to eliminate them and try to guess the catchphrase. Game - Kelimator - A brilliant game, like Sc...

Toon news :(

Lots of Toon news today so here goes (deep breath) - Real Madrid sign Woodgate - Spectre of past haunts Woodgate - We never wanted to sell ...

More Toon news

Never a dull day in Toon. Finally, Dyer apologises . But is it enough? It is looking increasingly like Woodgate is on his way to Real Madri...

More Shearer wallpaper

Click for biggery. ICONS.COM : Stephen Carr . The website of one of our new signings does'nt seem to be very up to date. I should imagin...

More stuff

Video - Funny Cats Video - Bike crashing Exploratorium : Origins Would you like some weed with that Stupid true stories , supposedly. Video ...

Toon news

- Woodgate in Real link . It does'nt surprise me as i think he is the best defender in Britain. - Dyer linked with birmingham - Toon ...

Toon news

Milner stars for under-21's Eriksson wont protect Dyer Supermac "Fans are against Dyer" Dyer for Spurs? . Probably as good a m...

More rubbish

Todd Madere's Virtual Sea Monkeys The unexplained Utterly outrageous foods - including scrambled brains. Game - Blow it up Welsh to ban...

For Sale on eBay

Kieron Dyer One international footballer, mid 20's, good nick, healthy social life etc. Current price £5-50. Thanks to Merg at NewLink...

Toon news

Newcastle put Dyer up for sale . He would'nt be missed by me if he went, but I don't think anyone else would match his £65,000 a wee...

starwarscutscenes.com

starwarscutscenes.com has cut scenes from episodes IV- VI. Thanks to mmChronic at NewLinks - my other place of residence

Stuff

Errors on US stamps Yetisports olympics Depth Spinner Girls fight . 2MB video Shark cam Stoned scientists Origami art nationalarchives.gov.u...

Middlesbrough 2, Newcastle United 2

A new season, same old Newcastle. Middlesbrough 2, Newcastle United 2 More injury woe for Woodgate Newcastle deny Dyer claims Robson slams H...

500 up for God at Riverside

Not only is it his birthday today but he will make his 500th career league appearance at the home of the Smoggies tomorrow as he starts his ...

Toon News

- Shearer in Bhoys retort - Carr ready for debut - Guess where Viana was yesterday? Playing for Portugal against Iraq in Greece. Iraq won...

Toon news

Hughes signs new deal Butt and Dyer in Eriksson's thoughts to replace Scholes in the England team. That should shift a few more of the ...

Links

Dog love Bill Gates net worth page Barney Smith's toilet seat art museum Proper parking Laughing cat - needs sound Are you alone in the...

Linkdump

Chamone M.F. Here it is, the Bo' Selecta MJ soundboard . NSFW International Do Not Enter road signs from around the world Anti-theft dev...

Toon news

Pink eye : Case number 6 League liaising with virus-hit Toon Magpies hit by Bramble blow Boro ticket allocation reduced I'm excited at ...

Robert gets pink eye

Newcastles lazy left winger is the latest player to get pink eye. Never mind calling the Smoggies game off because of it, i don't think ...

dropload

"Dropload is a place for you to drop your files off and have them picked up by someone else at a later time. Recipients you specify ar...

Newcastle agree Carr deal

BBC SPORT have announced that Newcastle and Spurs have agreed a fee for Stephen Carr and he will sign for us after a medical expected withi...

Links-fest

Ever wondered what the stars would look like if they were a bit fat? Wonder no more. Chinese signs Free music to listen to while you surf. ...

Toon news

Magpies step up Carr chase Pink eye could cause the postponement of Smoggie's game United eye local striker United they may fall The las...

It's friday..

Must be time for the b3ta newsletter . Treats this week include the b3ta-zoo , a home for all the photo-shopped animals like the pigeon-dale...

Some Links

SeaFATtle activists fight for acceptance of being overweight kickedindanuts.com Springfields new children? Poor Richard . NSFW Mans Richard ...

NUFC.com

The brilliant NUFC.com has more details on the transfer of N'Zogbia, a picture of Dyer's new car/tank, more on the pink eye story,...

Links a plenty

Build a better Bush prOn bread NSFW Photos and panoramas of modern ruins Instructions for men Beating heart . Use you're mouse Lego vid...

MOTD through the ages

YAY! Match of the Day is set to return to our screens for the new season and it's going to be 40 years old when it returns. To celebrate...

Toon news

1 - Lee Bowyer is the latest Newcastle player to go down with pink eye . The article states that the first team dressing room at Whitley P...

Links a plenty

That time again folks as i'm only around for another half hour or so. List of company name etymologies . Interesting, particularly Yahoo...

Yet more Metro news

The Rail Passengers Council, which covers an area from Berwick to Grimsby, say the Metro is the most dangerous public transport anywhere in ...

Newcastle United wallpaper

Click for biggery. More Toon wallpapers here

Newcastle Wallpaper.

Click for biggery. More Toon wallpapers here

Toon news

I'll be ready to face Boro, says Kluivert Toon land French kid Robert in contract talks Chopra in demand . Injury worries for Robson

Links a plenty

A public toilet in Switzerland is made entirely out of one way glass. No one can see in but the person having the dump can see all around th...