Toon goals

And lots of them, too. Toon goals The site has all the classics in recent years including Albert's chip against Man U, Rob Lee's wr...

Latest Laurent Robert Interview

The latest interview that Lauren Robert has given to his website has been translated by howaythetoon.com.Be warned it loses a little somethi...

Online dynamic atlas, street maps (National Geographic)

"National Geographic's redesigned online atlas gives you the world—your way. Find nearly any place on Earth, and view it by populat...

YETISPORTS 4

YAY! to new Yeti sports game.It's a canny one. YETISPORTS 4

Optical Illusions

"In each of the images you should see at least TWO things at once. The moral of the story? - don't be too quick to trust your brain...

Tourist drive finds Sunderland so forgettable

A campaign to lure tourists to the region which invites visitors to "Forget Everything Else" has caused uproar by forgetting about...

Win a baby

You can forget your Blankety Blank chequebook and pen or the Bullseye speedboat, in this quiz on US TV you can win a baby.

Strange But True

Strange But True at StrangeFacts.com! #1 for strange facts, tidbits and useless information

Worst XI - SoccerAge

The worst 11 players in the Premiership this week are here. Unsurprisingly Desailly is in there.

The UK TV Advert Music Database

Ever wondered what that song was called on a TV ad? Well wonder no more. Commercial Breaks and Beats :: The UK TV Advert Music Database

Way to go

15 Year old boy wakes to find 180kg bear in his tent.Boy kicks bear ass. See here.

Match reports - Chelsea (h)

nufc.com has the Chelsea match report up. Clicky here.

Newcastle ready for terror exercise

A major emergency planning exercise to test Newcastle's response to a potential chemical or biological threat is taking place today. BBC...

Derelict London.com

Our beautiful capital. Apparently.

Tyne Bridge Towers

Plans are being revived to bring the towers of the Tyne Bridge into use for the first time. Newcastle City Council has drawn up a draft brie...

Fools

This clip is not new you may have seen it before(but it is very good). This is what happens when you mix Alcohol and Chlorine together.

Games

Lots of games for you to play. Online Free Games

Match reports - Marseille(h)

nufc.com has the Marseille(h) match report up.

Nicosphere 3000

Smokers.Are you sick of being told where you can and can't light up?, then you need one of these . You could have a tab in Ireland or N...

Project Dalek

All the know how on how to build a Dalek. I'm off to get my screwdrivers...

Newcastle United 2, Chelsea 1

Just when Liverpool thought they had done enough at the weekend to steal a march on us we go and beat Chelsea with 2 superb goals.(Was Shola...

Feline Medical Curiosities

Do you like Cats? I bloody well don't so here is a page full of freak Cats like cleft palate, fat Cats and 4 eared specimens. Feline Med...

Newcastle United 0, Olympique Marseille 0

Newcastle could only manage a draw last night,leaving it all to be done in a fortnight. Match report In other Toon news rumours of a Russian...

Foot in mouth syndrome

Have you ever said something and then wished you had'nt? This weeks thread on b3ta.com is Brill reading.

Chinese Arch to be built in city

Newcastle's Chinatown to get a shiny arch. See here.

Follow up:

Some more on our divorce with Newcastle Brown Ale

Comets to put on morning sky show

Astronomers say there could be three comets visible to the unaided eye in the night sky in a few weeks' time. BBC NEWS

S&N to close Newcastle brewery

Scottish & Newcastle has said "it is to close its Tyne Brewery in Newcastle and move operations to a new site nearby". See her...

Elvis

Man has plastic surgery to look like Elvis. Great before/after pictures and one just after(black and blue face)

Toon corner

Newcastle face Marseille with a host of injury doubts in other toon news Fat Fred has said Arsenal can have Woodgate if we can have Henry a...

Honda goes Lego

Quicktime needed

Strange face images

See here.

Trains

Forget "the wrong kind of snow" or "leaves on the line" the problem with our trains is now the "wrong kind" of...

German girl 'up for sale' on eBay

A German woman had put her daughter up for sale on eBay.

Match reports - Aston Villa (a)

nufc.com have the villa match report up now. Clicky here

Dishing the dirt...

Eminem's ex-mistress dishes the dirt on tiny Eminem.

Teletubbies Targets

Kill the Teletubbies to reach the bonus round wher you kill Barney. Tele Targets-JOKED.COM

Internet tennis

The best online tennis game.Ever.

Sporks Are Godlike

Useless with chopsticks and cutlery? Then you need a Spork

Driver's Ed

Think you're a good driver? Then take the test... JengaJam.com >> Driver's Ed

Strange

Annoy this guy with your mouse.

The Writings on the Stall

Toilet Graffiti. Link pilfered from the brill Bifurcated Rivets : eclectica for epopts

Happy Birthday BBC2

BBC2 has now been going for 40 years and has repeatedly produced quality viewing.Most of my TV favourites begun life on BBC 2 including The ...

Newcastle Falcons

Newcastle Falcons won the Powergen Cup 2004. BBC - Tyne Sport - Newcastle Falcons: Powergen Cup I can't say i am a rugby fan but congrat...

Odd pics of the strange, weird, and bizarre

Does what it says on the tin!

Bizarre > Picture Archive > People

Lots of weird pictures are here. Use the drop down box on the right for other categories.

Worst record ever

USATODAY.com have an article on the 10 worst songs ever.I hav'nt heard of a couple of them before but the rest are really bad.Could'...

Villa 0 Newcastle 0

Newcastle gained a decent point at Aston Villa yesterday considering we played with 10 men for more than 80 minutes. Match report Other news...

Follow up

A 10 Euro coin has been made to celebrate Tintin's 75th birthday. BBC NEWS

Goldfish

Seen as how there are no problems in the area of Newcastle city council and no problems for Nexus to deal with then why not use 7,yes seven,...

Toon corner

Ahead of tomorrows game at Aston Villa Nobby says he is fit to play against us and he talks warmly of his time on Tyneside and explains how ...

Di groper dies

A local man who carried out a number of assaults on women, including two international athletes, two female members of staff at Durham priso...

Rubbish

Here is a list of stuff found in a clear up of 127 miles of New Jersey,US coastline.A lot of it is "normal" rubbish but the one ...

Pictures and Movies of Tyson

Fresh from today's b3ta newsletter comes a brilliant clip of Tyson skateboarding Does'nt sound good? let me tell you that Tyson is a...

Newcastle 2, PSV Eindhoven 1

Newcastle beat PSV 2-1 last night,another superb win in Europe. Match report. So much for a Battle of Britain final as Celtic crash out. In ...

Soccer Commercials

All the top quality football ads of the past few years are here . Also see Football goals to download .

Gazza

Here is a reminder of just how good he was. Left click = Stream Right click/save target as=Download for those on a slo-dem From SpySports....

Match reports

PSV Eindhoven (a) and Arsenal (h) match reports are now up at nufc.com.

I Love 1991

A quality look back to the best things that happened in 1991 with people's views on the subjects. I Love 1991: Part Two - Article - Styl...

EuroMillions on Tyneside

Britain's first EuroMillions winner is from the country's luckiest lottery area - Tyneside - operator Camelot has confirmed. The as ...

Orange Evolution 04

The Orange Evolution returns to Tyneside soon. Official site

Gator, er, Claria Files for IPO

Claria, the controversial adware company formerly known as Gator, on Thursday filed for an initial public offering to raise $150 million to ...

Newcastle United 0 Arsenal 0

Newcastle fought out a hard earned point against champions elect Arsenal at St. James yesterday. Match report. Once again our defence was i...

Gazza quits football

Paul Gascoigne says he has been on the wagon for a year and he is giving up football.I hope he has given up the drink but either way i would...

Slow down!

Prince Charles needs his sleep.

Toon Corner

Ahead of today's game against Arsenal the brilliant NUFC.com says "Thierry Henry was NOT on the plane that landed at Newcastle air...

BBC to screen first TV sperm race

Digital TV channel BBC Three is to broadcast what it says is the first televised sperm race later this month. Strange

Proposals for new Tyne crossing

Plans are being put forward for a new Tyne crossing

More complaints filed against Disney characters

A couple of weeks ago a story came to light about an alledged 53xual assault on a woman and her child in Disneyland by Tigger.Police have in...

Cat Poo Coffee

On the lush, volcanic slopes of the Indonesian archipelago, villagers "harvest" kopi luwak. The beans used for the world's rar...

Strange

Serial car snatcher Colin Sadd takes cars, drives about for a few hours, washes and polishes the vehicles, gives them a full valeting and th...

The Sims 2

The Sims2 site has lots of pervy screenshots from the upcoming game including a young boy watching a lady in the bath and scenes of l35b1an1...

Toon Corner

Another fine result in Europe for Newcastle and another dodgy refereeing display from one of Europe's top referees,apparently. Jermaine ...

Watchdogs Slam Google's New E-Mail Service

I thought it sounded to good to be true.Do you really want to use this service? Clicky here for more

Eeeyew!!!!

Body piercing must have surely came to the end of the road in shock stakes with this new body part to be pierced.What is left to pierce aft...

Am I Right - Names

How Bands got their names,they're all here. Different people have suggested different reasons for a particular name so it can't be 1...

Star Wars DVDs top web sales list

And it's not even out yet!!! See here. Actually it surfaces in September, just in time for my Birthday if anyone feels kind enough to fu...

Tardis materialises in Blackpool

A new permanent exhibition about Doctor Who will be housed in the Golden Mile Centre on the Central Promenade.Several of the Doctor's be...

'Clever' car to solve congestion

A three-wheeld car is being developed by EU funding that could be the answer to our growing traffic crisis. See here. No mention of a boot ...

Follow up

More on yesterday's local loon.

DVD players

2 American companies are planning to release a DVD player which is programmed to skip 53xual content,violence and bad language. See here. Ca...

Toon Corner.

Once again Newcastle travel with almost a fully fit squad for tonight's game in Holland.Only the injured Griffin and the ineligible Bow...

Your All Gay

Some more "Old Gold" YOUR ALL GAY NSFW

George Bush Or Ralph Wiggum?

Which one are you? Take the test to find out.

2 Seconds

Was this goal the fastest ever?

Chinook Blunder

Eight new Chinook helicopters bought by the Ministry of Defence are grounded because they can't fly when it is cloudy. Chinook blunder &...

The Armoury At Number 15

The story of a local nutcase university student arrested on terrorism charges with Al-Qaeda links.At first i thought it was funny,now i thi...

Majorca Hooligan Claims Rubbished

Claims that Newcastle United fans heaped disgrace on the club during their latest UEFA Cup game were dismissed today as a Spanish slur. See ...

Haymarket

The Haymarket in Newcastle is set for a £9M revamp. Clicky here for more. The link includes an artists impression of the outcome including t...

NUFC.COM

The match report is now up at nufc.com - Match reports - Everton (h)

Mr. Hankey Contruction Set

Watch the cartoon,catch your poo for your Mr Hankey then dress him appropriately.Good clean fun,no grubby hands either. Mr. Hankey Contructi...

Toon Corner

That is enough of the smutty stories,i only have them here for Bungers.Honestly. Newcastle have failed in their bid to have the Southampton...

OOPS.

Britney Spears has had a double "wardrobe malfunction".Sorry guys,no picture. See here.

One For Bungers

Alanis Morissette appears on Canadian music awards show wearing a bizarre "naked" body suit, complete with nipples and pubic hair....

Marmalade Death

Marmalade,not only does it taste bad but making it is really dangerous.A freak series of conditions combined to kill a retired teacher as he...

Flying Scotsman to stay in the UK

The flying Scotsman is set to stay in the UK after the bid backed by Richard Branson was successful.The train will now go on display at Na...

Naughty

An investigation has been launched at one of the region's top universities after "peep" holes were found drilled in student sh...

Kieron "I'm A Little Teapot" Dyer

Apparently Kieron Dyer done his "i'm a little teapot" on saturday again.Dont understand? Clicky here and you soon will.

Warning

If your Wife is a bit crazy then here is one good reason why you should not stray.

New Scientist

A brilliant new image of Saturn has been released. New Scientist

Patently Absurd

Strange patents registered in the UK,including the fart collecting device. See here.

Newcastle V Everton

Newcastle kept up their brilliant home form with a 4-2 win against Everton this afternoon.That is 6 on the trot at home now.If only we could...

Daily Snopes: (April Fools' Day)

A round up of the best online April Fools. April Fools' Day

Dirty Money

A Man stole $1200 and hid it in his rectum.His surname probably gave it away. Clicky here.

NetSky.Q

I have received at least a 15 emails containing this virus - NetSky.Q in the last couple of days and it is beginning to p155 me off.My secu...

Class

One of my favourite songs set to a lovely little cartoon. Clicky here. From www.albinoblacksheep.com

Football April Fools

Here are some of yesterdays best footy related scams.

www.theburglarsdog.co.uk

The independant guide to drinking in Newcastle - www.theburglarsdog.co.uk Speaking of drinking the New Links night out is tonight.If you ar...

The Wrong Bananas-Old Gold

I know it's old and you may have seen it before but if you have not.. The Wrong Bananas-Rathergood.com

Toon Corner

Newcastle go into tomorrow's home clash with Everton with pretty much a full squad to choose from except for Gary Speed. who missed the...

Fat Girls and Feeders

I seen a programme on TV last year on this subject and thought it was all a bit much when the Bloke had pictures of his Missus in different ...

10 Funniest April Fools Tricks

Clicky here

Mini Golf Game

Here is a cool little Golf game.It's extremely playable and about time i had a good game on here,it's been a while. Another quality...

Eminem Letting Himself Go?

He certainly has.Check his new video here JengaJam.com

On Strike

The Simpsons have gone on strike. BBC NEWS

Stupid Answers

Here are some stupid answers to the question of why these people need a bank loan.

Enjoy Your happy Meal

If you have a Happy Meal this week i hope you enjoy it more than this Lady did. See here