Best Download Ever.

Click here for the best download on the Inter-web.Ever. Thanks to Dogs@ New Links for a quality link. Speaking of New Links ,another site ...

Toon Corner

nufc.com has posted the match report from Sunday at Bolton. Here are the views of some Newcastle fans of the aforementioned game. Newcastl...

New X-Ray Scanner

Here's the lowdown on the new scanner making the news. BBC NEWS

Football Goals

Here is a site that has all the goals from all games (not just Newcastle) from the Premier League and FA Cup this season and other cups too...

Kezman Slams The Toon

With a couple of days to go until our clash with PSV,their top scorer has had a go at the Toon. Clicky here. In other Toon news The-Mags ne...

Man With 70 Goats In House

A man was discovered by officials with 70 Goats in a house covered with hay and Goat Poo! Clicky here.

Albino Shark

An Albino Shark was caught in a river mouth north of sydney the other day. Clicky here. With picture

Peoples Game.

Loads and loads of classic football videos are here. Just about all of the classic moments are here,i'm hard pushed to think of any goo...

Tintin Is 75 Today

Tintin is 75 years old today and he does'nt look a day older than 15,did he ever? The BBC has some Pictures and The National Maritime ...

Please Help!

The observant regular visitors to this site will have noticed some changes to my sidebar recently but i've come to a bit of a halt becau...

This Weeks Fool.

A drug-addict burglar from Gateshead was tracked down by footprints he left in the snow,he was found hiding in a cupboard. Clicky here Warni...

China To Ban Walking In Cities

The cities of China are gridlocked with pedestrians so their answer was to ban walking in cities and insist on them running.The only people ...

Great News For Boys.

The next time your Mother,Granny or Missus tells you to stop picking your nose and eating it tell them your are doing it for a good reason,y...

Green Day:New Album

According to rollingstone.com Green Day Are working on a new album right now. RollingStone.com: News: Green Day Cranking Out Songs

Poor Monkey

Here is a cartoon warning of the dangers of skateboarding,its quite good. Poor monkey

Bolton 1, Newcastle 0

Another defeat for Newcastle on the road.No win in 10 away games now and Bobby says we must win our last 4 home games to qualify for the Cha...

Toon Corner.

United travel to Bolton tomorrow with Keiron Dyer are only major injury doubt.Check with NUFC.com for the latest team news. Bolton boss Sam...

Pictures

A strange name for a site full of video clips but the site is excellent.Loads of high quality video clips including 27 clips from the film &...

WTF? Video Clips

The finest selection on the Internet it says and i find it hard to disagree. WTF? Warning:Lots of adult content

Follow Up

On Wednesday i brought you the story of Michael Jackson wanting his stuff back.Here is a Photo Gallery of that stuff.The site also has the ...

Teenager Cut Head Off Corpse

A teenager accused of violating a tomb in an Edinburgh graveyard cut the head from a corpse, the High Court in Edinburgh heard. More

Another Hatful

Once again Newcastle hit a hatful of goals in Europe.Last night's 3-0 win(God 2 Bellamy 1) made it 7-1 on aggregate,and once again Newc...

Welcome to TV Turnoff Network

The site says "TV-Turnoff Network is a national nonprofit organization that encourages children and adults to watch much less televisi...

Unecessary Call-outs

Trivial reasons for dialling 999 in the uk. Clicky here. Note:Does'nt the doctor at the bottom of the page look like Ade Edmondson.

How Microsoft's Fine Would Be Spent

Following yesterday's record fine for Microsoft here is what the money will be spent on.A Portion will be spent on..yes you guessed it ...

Latest Loon Story

This one is from the UK too.A cyclist splashed when a car drove past waged a one-man war against motorists slashing the tyres of 548 cars. B...

Oops!

A train driver in London overshot a stop signal by a MILE — because he was chatting on his mobile phone. See here

Toon Corner.

Newcastle travelled to Spain yesterday without the injured Dyer,Hughes and Bridges.Check NUFC.com for the latest team news. Newcastle's...

What muppet Are You?

You are Statler or Waldorf. You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats. ALSO KNOWN AS...

What Muppet Are You?

You are Kermit the Frog. You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally. FAVORITE EX...

Yahoo! News - Muppets Bringing Peace to the Middle East

Elmo, Cookie Monster and their "Sesame Street" buddies are on a mission to promote peace and tolerance in the Middle East. Yahoo! ...

Naughty Craig.Again

Newcastle say they will not take any action against striker Craig Bellamy after the striker was involved in a bust-up with coach John Carver...

Michael Jackson Wants His Stuff Back

Michael Jackson finds a new way to pay for his solicitors fees by suing sellers of his stuff. Clicky here. from the brilliant The Smoking G...

Singing Dingo.

An Australian dog who sings, dances and plays the piano has been voted the country's top trivia item. BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Singing ...

Warning!

Proposed EU regulation would require amongst other things signs that warns mountain climbers that mountains are high. BBC NEWS Doh!

5-Year-Old Caught Sprinkling Pot On Friend's Lunch

Clicky here.

Monsters Of The Deep

A ship trawled down 2K in the Tasman Sea and found over 100 new species. What lies beneath With ugly pictures.

"Dumptruck"

This is a short video of a toddler attempting to say "Dumptruck" .This is extremely rude,you have been warned.I dont know if the k...

Changes.

Yet more subtle changes to the design and i added a Bootleg Links section in the sidebar.

Bit Of Wood

Today's wacky item on eBay is a bit of wood and it can be yours if you bid more than 10p.

The Exorcist in 30 Seconds

A great cartoon - The Exorcist in 30 seconds with bunnies.

Ali G Interviews...

Here is the classic Beckham/Posh interview on the Ali G show,watching Posh squirm is class.(15 mins on a 56k modem)

Match reports v Charlton Athletic (h)

The full match report is now up on the excellent nufc.com

Newcastle History

A brief history of Newcastle Upon Tyne is here - Newcastle History

Craig Bellamy Interview

Craig Bellamy "answers your questions" from Saturday's Pink.If you are not from Newcastle,The Pink is a local football results...

Schoolgirl Hooks Shark

A 16 year old girl hooked a 4.4m shark when out fishing with her family. Clicky Here. With picture.

:: Blink 182 Bootlegs ::

Loads of Blink 182 bootlegs are available here - :: Blink 182 Bootlegs :: If you came here from a search engine looking for music videos or ...

Emma Bunton

Click here to read the former Spice Girl's website.It is packed with.....nothing.

Tails in Humans

Yes you read it right. These are rare photos of humans born with vestigial tails.Thats a tail to you and me.

Official Website of The Geordie Dancer

The home site of the "Geordie Dancer" who rose to national fame on TV's Soccer AM. The site is now dead but some of it has be...

Newcastle United Gifs

Lots of cool GIFs for your website of the toon and other football GIFs are here - Newcastle United Gifs Animations Look at the Toon Player l...

Sir Bobby's Contract

It seems Sir Bobby Robson's one year rolling contract is no more.A new deal has been signed and he will leave when God leaves at the end...

'Sex-Change' Vicar Quits

A Northumberland vicar of 10 years has quit his parish post to undergo a sex-change operation. Married father-of-two Mark Savage, 48, has to...

PeteTownshend Arrest

A BBC documentary to be broadcast on Tuesday will show Who star Pete Townshend being questioned by police following his arrest for viewing c...

Lumberjacks Competition.

Lumberjacks in Canada had a competition in "old-time logging techniques" Clicky here for more. No mention of wearing high heels,su...

USB Gadgets

You could use your USB ports for printers,scanners and webcams etc.Or you could use them for things like these

FOUND Magazine

This is a site linked to the magazine where people send in stuff they have found. foundmagazine.com I liked the "find of the week"...

icNewcastle Ex-pats Club

The makers of the Evening Chronicle have a site specifically for Ex-pats.You can search for and contact other Ex-pats here. You can also do...

Ladies Going Loopy 2

WILD Courtney Love stunned TV audiences by flashing her boobs on chat king David Letterman’s show in New York.Hours later she was arrested a...

Toddler Wins Family $100,000

A 21-month-old toddler, who lives in Brewster, N.Y., recently dismantled his family's TV remote control console to reveal a tiny Duracel...

Modern Drunkard

40 things every drunkard should do before he dies.I have accomplished about 15 of these tasks before i was 20 years old.

Newcastle 3 Charlton 1

Newcastle kept up their good run of results at St. James Park with a win over Charlton.The first half performance was faultless and we survi...

Toon News

1 Jonathan Woodgate has conceded he will have to play through pain if he wants to aid his side's run-in this season. 2 Shola Ameobi i...

Smiley Lore :-)

The history of the smiley(emoticon) is here. Smiley Lore :-)

Scandalizer.

Seen as how the press has'nt had any juicy scandals lately.How about creating your own with government ministers,donkeys and a big bed.

Cool Game

Fresh from todays B3TA:NEWSLETTER:ISSUE 127 comes this game where you have to shoot the nuns before they land and take over the world.

Oops

Bush campaign sells $49.95 pullovers made in Burma. Only problem is that Bush banned imports from Burma due to human rights violations. See ...

Mouth Shaped Urinals

Virgin urinals,sorry Virgin Airlines have installed urinals shaped like a wide-open woman's mouth. Clicky here

Young Man Marries Own Grandmother

A 25 year old Indian Man has married his 80 year old Grandmother in a "traditional Hindu ceremony".If that is traditional i'm ...

handicappedpets.com

Does what it says on the tin.The site says"Sometimes, there are alternatives to putting down an injured or elderly animal. This site is...

Follow Up.

Last week i brought you the story of the Coca-Cola bottled tap water scandal.Well now Coca-Cola Co said today it had recalled its entire Das...

Comments

I signed up at HaloScan.com for a great free comments service.Feel free to post your comments.

Kylie's Going Loopy

Kylie Minogue claims rocker Michael Hutchence still communicates with her — from beyond the grave. The pint-sized singer says the INXS star ...

Newcastle's New Kit?

If you are here from Google looking for the latest kit, season 2007-08, click here Newcastle United's New Kit This is rumoured to be th...

Yawning Animals

Yes that's right, Yawning Animals. Lots of pictures of yawning animals.Strange.

New Scientist: The Last Word

Why s%&t smells? There is a reason,honestly. See here

W.T.F.

A head teacher in Chippenham,Wiltshire has banned full size footballs in the playground in case somebody gets hurt!!!! Clicky here.

Yeti Sports 3

Yet another smack the penguin game. This one you swing round and let go and smash him off the walls trying to get as high as possible.

Buffy's Swearing Keyboard

Old but gold from B3ta.com NSFW.

Toon News

It's rumoured that Sunderland want England U20 international Michael Chopra, who has just returned from a loan spell at Nottingham Fore...

World's Smallest Hard Drive

Following on from last weeks link about the biggest hard drive here is the world's smallest measuring 1.8 inches with a 4 gig capacity.

Jesus Christ !

A man proved crucifixion is far from ideal as a means to commit suicide. Clicky here.

Star Trek.

40 years since the Enterprise's inception, some of its science fiction gadgets are part of everyday life. Clicky here for more details. ...

The Register.

The EC is to spend 50 million Euros in an attempt to clean up the internet.In other news i found a Euro sign on my keyboard but i cant get i...

Wacko Again.

The latest in a long line of Michael jackson stories.Someone was given a script of a film in which Wacko morphed into a car and was then rid...

Sordid Lego.

A former master builder (in Lego) who recently left his job has claimed "master builders" make a sport of putting risque scenes in...

Swear Words

Lots of stars are asked for their favourite swear words.This was intended for cinema release only.I love the Inter-Web. Clicky here. Obviou...

Metric Martyr Dies

Remember the Mackem who fought a 3 year legal case to allow him to sell his fruit and veg in pounds and ounces and lost.Well he died today. ...

The Life Of Yaks

That last report was all the misery im flogging today.Time for some good old flash fun. thelifeofyaks

Tottenham v Newcastle.

Once again Newcastle come away from the capital empty-handed thanks to another late goal.By all accounts we played quite well but you can...

Top Tips

Are you a student or a bachelor? then this site could be for you.It features a great top tips section about how to get free stuff and scams...

Julia Roberts In Drugs Rap.

Not that Julia Roberts but a 96 year old from Kings Mountain in North Carolina,US.It's not her first bust either,this is the third on he...

Birthday Records

Number 1 records on Mrs iluvnufc's birthday: The Number 1 single was: Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting" The Number 1 album was...

Britney In Suicide Scandal.

The video for her next song,Everywhere,was to feature Britney taking an overdose of pills and slipping under the bath water.Unsurprisingly s...

Museum Plans Dead Body Exhibit

The British Science Museum plans to exhibit a decomposing Human body displayed in a glass box.The planned attraction in an adults-only part ...

Follow Up : 400 gig HD.

I received this link from Bungers@ NewLinks showing me how to use the extra room on a few of these new 400gig hard drives i featured the o...

Tottenham v Newcastle.

Team news and stats on today's game are here.

Hippy Tony is...

schizoid Which Personality Disorder Do You Have? brought to you by Quizilla I have added a couple of new links in "PC Stuff" on ...

Match reports - Real Mallorca (h)

nufc.com have posted the full match report.

School burglar Apologises...

By writing on the blackboard in chalk. See here.

Your Computer Is Dirtier Than A Toilet.

You best stay away from my PC as i often live at it and ive just had a virus. Clicky here.

Alex Gets A Pacemaker

Man United have today revealed that Alex Ferguson had a pacemaker fitted last week. I thought something was up the other night when they go...

Date Engine - everyHit.com

Find out what the number 1 album and single were when you were born. See here. For the record mine were - The Number 1 single was - Rod Stew...

A Canny Find.

A man unearthed a priceless hoard of 20,000 Roman coins as he dug a new fishpond in his back garden. BBC NEWS

400 gig Hard Drives.

Hitachi have developed a 400 yes 400 gig hard drive to cope with almost unlimited digital media.Mmmmm.Want one.Makes my new 55 gig PC seem p...

Newcastle 4 Real Mallorca 1

After another shocking 45 minutes of football Newcastle managed to get it together in the second half and thrash Mallorca.At half time it lo...

Famous Locations.

The site is a database of famous film locations.Here is Newcastle and here is Sunderland.

New Scientist.

Generating power from Poo.

Extreme Videos.

Lots of extreme videos to be seen here Movies - eBaum's World and the rest of the site is quite impressive too.

Hippie Horrors.

A gallery of Hippie Horrors from the site Anti-Hippie Action League

Speaking Of The Toon.

Hope you like the few changes in site design.Thanks to Mrs Iluvnufc and mmChronic@ New Links for their help.

NUFC.com

The brilliant nufc.com (my fave site ever) has just updated all it's football statistics.These are the most comprehensive set of stats i...

I'm Schizoid

schizoid Which Personality Disorder Do You Have? brought to you by Quizilla Do the quiz,mail me your answer code and i will stick it on here.

Oops...

A Newcastle fan rushed out to book his flights for our UEFA cup tie in Spain and bought flights to Malaga instead of Mallorca.Doh!! ic Newc...

Spear Spears.

Aim a spear at Britney. Harmless fun.

Weebl and Bob - awards

The latest from Weebl and Bob. Weebl and Bob - awards

Cool Game.

Here is a cool game where you have to....just play it and find out.It's very infuriating but good. CollegeMix.com.

When Bears Attack.

You have probably seen this on TV but its worth another look. eBaum's World Media Download -

PIF Films

Remember those old public information films sponsored by the government? Most of them are here Downloadable for your viewing pleasure,with ...

Shearer Is God.

That ponce from Holland has had another go at Shearer.Read what Terry McDermott and Freddie Shepherd have to say on the subject.

Ian's Shoelace Site.

Still struggling to tie your laces? or just looking for a new way to do them.Then check this site out- Ian's Shoelace Site - Introduction

Rupert Murdoch vs. the BBC? I Believe In The BBC!

I beileve the BBC is a great British institution,for just under a tenner a month its an unbeatable service.Thanks to Rupert Murdoch and the ...

Penguin Game.

The history of the recent internet hit game and links to a few other versions of the game. 1978 Reinhold + Yeti

Wacko Video.

Remember the site i brought you the other day about the changes in Jacko's face in picture stylee? Well here it is in video stylee.626kb

Scooby And Shaggy Sandwich

Is this the biggest sandwich in the world? Probably not but it's big.A man in Lincoln,England bought a loaf of bread the other day and ...

The HisTory Of Michael Jackson's Face

The HisTory of Michael Jackson's face is a very funny site which charts all the changes to his face throughout the years with lots of g...

Funny Pictures

Lots of funny pics from a local contributor to b3ta.

Leicester Update.

A scandal would not be such without the involvement of the Toon.It seems 2 ex-Newcastle players are involved.There was probably good odds o...

Debbie From York Is...

You are Peppermint Patty! Which Peanuts Character are You? brought to you by Quizilla Debbie's site= Debbie's wonderful world of n...

Premier League Scandal Part 139

9 Leicester city players were today arrested in Spain on different charges including sexual assault. See here. The Scotsman.com have kindl...

Lego Yourself.

Make a Lego model of yourself at The Mini-Mizer at Reasonably Clever.com Thanks to Lauren-My Niece-for this.You can see her site here Lauren...

Hippy Tony Is....

You are Pig Pen! Which Peanuts Character are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Mallorca.

Newcastle drew Mallorca or Majorca as we Brits would say.If you are thinking of going, check this for a guide.

Bob the Ball Part 1.

A mad cartoon about a ball called Bob,nazi pirates,a homeless bum,ninja's,swearing,gore and a mad junkie amongst other things. Rail! Ent...

Badmash.

The famous intro from The Simpsons is given an Indian makeover by a site called Badmash

More Newcastle.

Newcastle,once again,have made it into the top ten of the richest clubs thanks to the fans. ic Newcastle - Why United's crowd has a silv...

ic Newcastle - Newcastle United 3, Valerenga 1

Newcastle mange to squeak through to the 4th round of the EUFA cup with a poor performance against one of the weakest teams left in the cu...

Cordone Drugs Shame.

Remember Daniel Cordone ? The former Toon "Striker" has tested positive for drugs,again.Both incidents are from after his time in ...

The Accidental Video Game Pron Archive.

Screen shots from games that look rude,including the above picture.NSFW. You can now rate my blog at the very bottom of my page ranging fro...

Mrs Iluvnufc Is...

You are Schroeder! Which Peanuts Character are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Exploring Time Gallery Display

See the effects 69 years on a woman face. Watch her age from a young child to old lady in a few seconds.You will need Quicktime to see this.

Peanuts.

You are Rerun! Which Peanuts Character are You? brought to you by Quizilla Which peanuts character are you?I'm the one who nobody ever...

What A Con.

Coca-Cola have admitted tapwater is their source for the new bottled water they are selling.I wonder whether the BEEB have just exported &qu...

Nursery Rhymes.

Bed-hopping royals, religious hatred, teenage sex, obesity warnings - tabloid headlines? No, Britain's favourite nursery rhymes.

Wacko Jacko Is Back.

Michael Jackson is back with a new website.It's a site full of propaganda for his upcoming trial,there is even a section on his legal te...

Tut Tut.

Seems it's true,a leopard really can't change his spots. Look here to see what Stanley Collymore has been up to.

Star Wars:Episode III-Pictures

Some pictures from the new Star Wars movie Episode III are here - Star Wars: Episode III Behind The Scenes - MovieWeb