Combover.com - Gallery

Loads of pictures of the Combover.A classic Hairstyle for men beginning to go bald. Really,really funny.

Breakout.

A simple little game with a White Stripes theme. See here.

Another Virus Alert-W32.Mimail.S@mm

Everyone who is not fully aware how they work should read this... Symantec Security Response - W32.Mimail.S@mm

STFU

Here's a brilliant short video of a Girl who thinks she belongs on Poop-Idol,sorry,Pop-Idol.Don't say you budding pop stars have not...

Follow Up:2 Headed Baby Story.

Here's another.This time it's caused when a conjoined twin fails to develop in the womb. Disturbing Image Warning!!!

Topic::Nobby gone

See this forum for how the Toon army are taking the news. iB::Topic::Nobby gone

NUFC.com:Nobby Leaves

A sad day yesterday on Tyneside as Nobby Solano is sold.I can't see any sense in the deal for these reasons 1-He was our best player in ...

United We Dance.

Continuing the Britney theme.Here she is bumping and grinding with Bush on the White House lawn. United We Dance

Britney Brawl.

Wanna see Britney fight? See here.

Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Tetris, Asteroids and more

All the classics from when we were kids.Play online or download them. See here.

Folding Puzzles - Amazing Art

A load of optical illusions and other artistic oddities. Folding Puzzles - Amazing Art

New Penguin Game

This time you are on a Giant,rolling snowball squashing penguins and jumping ice crevasses.

Pepsi Advert

A while ago i told you about a new Pepsi ad featuring Britney Beyonce and Pink. Well here it is.

Follow Up On A Follow Up.

Mike Rowe selling threatening letters from Microsoft on eBay.Again this will only mean something to you if you read previous posts. Clicky h...

Bill Clinton's Gift To Internet Age.

Fun fact: Number of e-mails Bill Clinton sent through his entire presidency: Two. Another fun fact: One was a test to see if he knew what he...

Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin monks world touring show The Wheel of Life is an incredible spectacle. The feats performed by the highly skilled practitioners o...

Interactive Periodic Table Displays

See here.

Penguin's Revenge.

If you did'nt play the game on this site a couple of days ago then this will mean nothing to you. See here.

Rockface Game.

A cool little game where you rescue people in a helicopter.The game is connected to a BBC drama called Rockface.I've never heard of it b...

The International Hedgehog Association.

"Baby hedgehogs! Not only does it tell you about the different colours they can be, but they have the cutest pictures too." FA...

Drawing Adidas From Memory.

Here's a curio. What happens when you ask people to draw brand logos from memory? Well, they get it slightly wrong, that's what....

Most Understanding Secretary... Ever!

Tuffy works for a radio station and has made a little flash version of a nuisance phone call he made to the secretary. She doesn't g...

New Virus Alert-W32.Novarg.A@mm

See here.

Dirkon - The Paper Camera.

And it works too

Evil Bible Home Page.

This web site is designed to spread the vicious truth about the Bible. For far too long priests and preachers have completely ignored the ...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Check these theoretical answers from famous people in time. See here.

YELLOW SNOW

With the snow that is supposed to be coming you boy's had better brush up on your snow writing skills.I'm not sure if the Girl's...

The Lego Testament.

The Old and New Testament's set in Lego. NSFC=NotSuitableForChildren.

Ipod's Dirty Secret.

Here.

Man Eats McDonald's For 30 Days.

Surprise surprise.His liver became toxic, his cholesterol shot up from a low 165 to 230, his libido flagged and he suffered headaches and de...

ALL DAVID BLAINE SECRETS.

Here.

Mars Pictures.

Here.

92 Year Old Man Gets 12 Years For Robbery.

It was'nt his first either,it was his third in 5 years. See here.

No More Spam.

Bill Gates says his new software will elminate spam in two years.I hope so but i doubt it. See here.

The World's Smallest Cowboy.

A 17 year old Monkey on the back of a border Collie. Here.

'She Knew Where I Was Going'

As our children grow older and inevitably start to wonder further from home,what is wrong with GPS in their mobile phones? I know as a kid i...

Powell: At Times, The French Are Annoying.

What does he mean... at times?

Cheddar Chees-us

See here.

Penguin Game.

I'm still trying,i now have 493.6

International Snow Sculpture Championships

See here.

2 Headed Baby Born.

With picture. Does anyone remember Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? or am i showing my age?

Victim Struck By 3 Cars.

You know your luck is out if your hit 3 times trying to cross the road. See here.

Mysterious Object Caught On Video Over Kansas City Sky

With pics and video.

Poor Pingu.

See how far you can whack the Penguin with a Baseball bat in this simple little game. See here.

New Boy George Video.

Well,cartoon really.Turn your speakers on and click here.

Lynching Photography In America.

Does what it says on the tin. Photo's of hangings in America.

Where I Was On Monday Night.

Our 3rd goal(Laurent Robert) on the night was one of the most unusually spectacular goals i will ever see in my lifetime.I'm not sure ho...

Dumb Americans..Sorry Brits.

To make a change from the dumb Americans title i thought i'd find a dumb Brit.

Britney, Beyonce And Pink Go Roman

Pepsi to dress up Britney, Beyonce and Pink as gladiators. I wonder if they will kiss. See here.

Microsoft: We Took MikeRoweSoft Too Seriously

A follow up on a story i brought you yesterday.Apparently Microsoft did'nt like the publicity this story created because it was featured...

Vulture 1 Truck 0.

See here.

Garage Eats car.

See here.

'Jackass' Stunt Ends With Teen's Death

When they say "dont try this at home",they mean dont try this at home. Quite simple instructions i would say.

The Ghost Of Donald Campbell.

It has got to be,it couldnt be anybody else. See here.

Are You A Mobile Phone User?

Then this is what your brain looks like.People have laughed at me for years for refusing to own one.Now who's laughing?

Software Giant Threatens Mikerowesoft.

Software giant threatens mikerowesoft. Cool story

Hangaroo.

Hangman with a Kangaroo flavour.I scored 5 on my first go. See here.

Bagle/Beagle Computer Virus Unleashed.

Look for the word "Hi" in the subject line. See here. The E-Mail gets into your address book then sends out mail to everyone in yo...

Origami.

Ever fancied trying Origami? Then see here BOS Home Page

Get a house cow.

Sick and tired of the traditional house pet? Here are just a few reasons why you should consider a cow.

Dot Confusion

See if you can count the black dots.Seems like a simple enough game but it drives you mad!

Are you ready to have kids?

We all know kids are hard work so it might help you by taking this simple test to decide if your ready for your own kids.

The Lawn Chair Man.

What happens when idiots take up flying? Take a look.

Saddam Hussains Family.

Now that Uday and Ousay have been eliminated a lot of the lesser known family members are coming to the attention of the american authoritie...

Powerpoint Mum.

A woman's advice to her husband, who is about to babysit their child for the first time. It's in the only language men understan...

b3ta.com-Lies Your Parents Told You.

Brill subject has been kept going for an extra week as it's so good. See my post on page 5.

Is Wacko Guilty?

Who cares but it's good fun to extract the Michael out of the situation.Play this game and have a laugh.

Sex, Silliness In The Year Of Publishing Shamelessly.

Silly stories from 2003. Here.

World's Best LEGO Sculptures.

These are cool.

Wacko Jacko Is Innocent.

According to Uri Geller Jacko is innocent.Things look good for Jacko if he has Uri on his side.Does'nt it? See here.

Comical Ali Back On TV.

This proves the saying "you can't keep a good man down".

b3ta presents: Davros & Steven Hawking in Electric Dreams

Just Brilliant. You must see this. Possibly the funniest thing of the year and it's only January.

Truck Plows Through House Before Crashing Into Pool.

With Pics and Video.

Do You Do This?

I do.So now you know what's up with me when it seems i'm not paying attention. See here.

The Trouble With Tattoo's..

Is you get old and then they look silly.Then you need This.

Indian Tiger Census Begins.

1,2,3, Arrrrgggh!

Chavscum.

That's Charvers to you and me.At least that is what we call them here in the Toon. Chavscum. Loved the Celebrity Charvers bit.

Gallery Of Electronic Dentistry

Continuing the dental theme.Look at this gallery of dental horrors.

Just What Your Wife/Mother Always Wanted.

No,not one of them,one of these New Toyota Hybrid auto parks itself.

Jar Of Toothpaste.

Tubes of toothpaste are always messy or just a pain in the ass. Try this.

Suffer From Road Rage?

Then buy one of These.

How to thoroughly clean the toilet... and the cat.

Sounds like fun.Almost wish we had a cat so we could try it out ........only joking.

Star Wars Episodes 7-8-9 To Possibly Become Reality.

Here.

Online Alignment Test.

What kind of person are you? Take the test.

Top Nine Famous Hacks

Here.

Brilliant

The Rolf Harris Jukebox. Can you guess what it is yet.

Did you know...

The Toon are responsible for the decline of Leeds United. This letter was recently sent to 442 magazine by a Leeds fan. Nearly 70 Grand A Se...

TechTV | Quiz: Are You a Nerd?

Here. I scored 5.

Kurt Wenner-Gallery of Work

I found the site of the pavement artist. Here.

Pavement Art.

Some of the best drawings i have ever seen.Somewhere in England.

I Am Feeling Hungry.

Kitten pie anyone? or maybe roast Puppie on toast. Hot dogs going spare in Switzerland. Yuk.

This Guy's Got Moves!!!

Want to learn how to dance? See here.

Make A Face.

Morphing tools are cool. Here.

Much Better Than Pop Idol.

You write the song (type some lines) and a host of pop superstars will sing it for you. Here. Cool.

BBC THREE - Sortitout-man

A great new programme on BBC3 tonight.Watch it ,you wont regret it. Sortitout-man

New Member.Woo

A big hello and welcome to my site to the good lady. If anybody else wants to become a poster on this page all you have to do is send me a f...

Widescreen Panorama Of Mars.

You could use a widescreen monitor for this. See here.

In Need Of Ink?

Why not get some spiritual guidance with your ink. LaserMonks.

Bawdy Car Mural Lands Driver In Jail

See here.

Insanity Test.

Watch this clip without laughing(if you can!)you need sound so have your speakers on.Find a person who does'nt laugh first time and i...

Woodgate Worthy Of England Call.

This article suggests with Ferdinand being out for Euro 2004 Woodgate is a suitable replacement.For me,and a lot of others he should replac...

Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?

Killer or coder. See here.

Simon Swears.

Remember Simon, the game owned by geeks when you were at school? Well,when i was at school anyway cos i dont know how old you are.Here's...

Kitty Milkshake

How to make one.

Robootik

A cool game.Catch springs with the arm before time runs up. Use up and down arrow keys to rotate arm around current joint. Use left and righ...

Michael Dragson.

Think you could do a better job arranging Michael Jackson's face than the plastic surgeons. Try here.

Teen Dies After Surfing

On top of a stolen van.

11 Years And Counting.

MORE than a decade has passed since Manchester United last had a Premiership penalty scored against them at Old Trafford. See Here This sto...

We Wuz Robbed.

“We should have had a penalty and, if I was playing in red, I would have had one. But it is too much to ask to give Alan Shearer a penalty a...

Bristol Channel Twister.

Picture.

Lion Eats Cyclist.

Spits out bike.

FBI-Freedom of Information Act-Unusual Phenomena Listing.

Real X-Files.

Doh!

Widow loses several fingertips when she mistakes a firecracker for a candle.

Clay Kitten Shooting.

Sick of Cats? P*&%ing all over your garden and being all over the net,well get your revenge Here.

BEST OF B3TA 2003

See here. Class stuff,My fave site.

Weebl and Bob.

New Episode. Cool

At Last ,A Good Use For Cats.

Kitty Milkshake. Great pics.

Northern Lights Photo Gallery.

Some cool Photo's

Klingon Wedding.

Some time ago i brought you the news of a Klingon Wedding. Here are the pics.

Dumb American.

Woman killed when SUV falls five stories from garage.Woman thinks "Is Reverse forward?" Doh!

Scientists Discover Luminous Squid

Cool.

Woman's Skin Falls Off, Miraculously Survives.

True.

Ow.

Bear climbs power pole, touches live transformer. 7200 volts of flying fried fur ensue (w/ play-by-play pics). See Here.

Gadgets Galore To Make Home Entertaining

See the new boy's toys.

Man Survives Large Nail Through Skull.

With pic. Well x-ray anyway.

Have A Go Hero.

Elderly couple beat the living daylights out of a burglar with kitchen stuff. See here. I liked the bit where the old dear said "it...

New Service From Google.

Google will define words for you if you type "define:(YOUR WORD HERE)" Here's a challenge, define:stuff

The Terrible Secret of Space

Just weird. This may take a while to load if you are on a modem.Go make a cuppa,it's worth the wait.Very strange.

No Way Dude.

Would you go willingly to get your nads touched with a scalpel. Check this Dog.

What Does Your Name Mean?

Quite silly.

Win A Child For 10p.

All the effort that people put into making and having kids seems a lot when you can grab-a-kid at the seaside for 10p.With pic.

Female or Shemale. A photo quiz by Rob Manuel / B3ta.

I got 11/16. Try it here. It's quite difficult,at least i thought it was.

Really Scary.

Girl Scouts are being trained not to take no for an answer.

Just Dumb.

Dustman presses the wrong button. With Pic.

Dumb Americans.

Police follow trail of coins to robbery suspect.

Judge Points Out That Women Like To Get Smacked Around.

Judge resigns.

Jail For High-Calorie Hoaxer

Here. Unbelievable.

Scary.

Two men and a woman try to hide in the attic from cops; end up calling cops to report skeletal remains. Here.

National Bird Count.

1,2,3..Damn,it flew away.1,2,3,4...Damn.Etc.

Bush-Hitler Ads.

Ad comparing Bush to Hitler draws fire. Nazis claim comparison is unfair.

Martians-With Pictures.

Scientists, agreeing Martians are super-race, believe that planet may be signaling to us: New York Tribune Feb. 8,1920.

New Photo's Of Mars.

In colour.

The Lake Of What?

Must remember not to go swimming there. Hee Hee.

Really Really Dumb Americans.

Woman says she lost winning Mega Million ticket Doh!(Repeat indefinately).

Dumb Americans...Again

Really stupid

Club Turns Away Amputee Soldier.

Nightclub refuses entry to soldier who lost both legs in Iraq because shoes he wears on prosthetic legs did not meet club dress code. Here.

Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free Playstation 2

Children,did you not get the PS2 you wanted for Christmas? Do you want one? See Here

Cast Laugh.

Can a person really laugh themselves to death? See Here.

Britney's Annulment.

The Documents.

Dumb Americans.

Fugitive caught when he stops to ask police for directions. Doh!

Pit Bull Attacks 3, Survives Gunshot To Head

With Video.

Panoramic Newcastle

See the sights of the ever improving toon in panoramic view. Here. You will need Quicktime installed to view this.

South Park Geordies

You have prob seen these before.But there's a new one added Laurent Robert celebrating his Spurs goals.Very Alan Shearer.Class.

Fact Of The (Yester)Day...

I am going to give the aforementioned the chop as i think it's not up to standards this quality website deserves.And i cant be bothered....

South Park Games.

Continuing the SP theme Here's lots of short downloadable games.

Cartmanland!

Great site.You can also download previous episodes to watch on your PC. See here.

Police Auction Site.

Rather apt,it's called Steal it back.com.

Britney's Chapel Of Love.

Here.

ShowMeYourWound.com

Hurt yourself recently? Submit your wounds here. ShowMeYourWound.com

Origami

How to make an AT-ST Walker from Star Wars. Here's the main site for more.If thats not your thing,how about Cars or Buses.

Marbles.

Quite a good game. Simple but very addictive.

What A Way To Celebrate The New Year-Part 4

See Here.

Avril Lavigne Video.

At GreenDayVideos.com.

Happy New Year.

It's suitable time for a round up of my Fave sites from last year.In no particular order they are- http://www.nufc.com -Best NUFC site o...

What A Way To Celebrate The New Year-Part 3

New Year Riots In France

Dumb Americans-Part 55667

"Damnit, my remote control airplane is caught in the power wires. Honey, fetch me the long metal pole." Doh!

What A Way To Celebrate The New Year-Part 2

Here.

Dumb Americans-Part 27643

When robbing a bank, don't write your holdup note on a personal check Here.

Follow Up To The Longest Snake Story.

With better pics.

Too Good To Be True.

The 10 biggest science scams. See here.

What A Way To Celebrate The New Year

Nurse Stuck in Lav.

Is It A Bird,Is It A Plane?

No,it's a jeep. See here.

They Just Keep Churnin' Them Out.

America's crazy laws. New for 2004.

New Worm Spreads Via MSN Messenger

Check this if you use the said program.

Is There A Doctor On Board?

15 Docs answer-Yes.

www.yournotme.com

See if your name is unique (me) or not (T wilson 1054) in the UK. Here. I always knew i was special.

Modern Art?

If this is art,im the Queens mum or dead dog,whatever. A slightly belated happy new year to my 2 readers.Have a good one.