Yeti Sports 6

The Yeti returns. This time it's on a surfboard on a Hawaiian beach performing stunts.

yetisports 6

Links galore

I've been to Whitley Bay today. A lovely day in the sun. Tomorrow is my birthday and the first day of conker season, according to ILuvNUFC junior, so you probably won't hear from me tomorrow either as we are off to Jesmond Dene. So here is a nice pile of rubbish from me to keep you going...







- Especially for Bungers... How to be a Ninja, part one - the costume


- and another for Bungers Helmets from around the world - snigger.


- The Coca-Cola timeline - Over 100 years of gut rot.


- Tornado videos


- Remember the Magic Eye craze of the 90's? Here is the homepage. I know it's about 10 years late but i've spent about half of that time trying to work them out. I rarely could.


- How drunk am I?


- Cat town. Picture stories of cats. Dressed up. Strange.


- Hand knitted superhero costumes


- Ever fancied climbing Mount Everest? Now you can do it in the comfort of your own home. Class.


- Your monkey wants a tab. NOW.


- Famous people who kill. Never saw our Patrick Kluivert in there.


- Monkey images


- Especially for our US visitors Big John toilet seat. :)






- What happens if I expose a Lego man to extreme heat? and other strange questions answered in video form. Class.


- One for everyone Spyware resources







Thanks to milkandcookies, coolios and weirdlinks

Reaction on Sir Bobby's departure.

A few links from the BBC....


- Your views on Sir Bobby's departure - Listen again to a special programme of fans' and pundits' reactions to Sir Bobby's departure.


- In pictures : Bobby Robson


- Message board


- Bobby quotes

Sir Bobby Robson sacked

It comes as no surprise the news from St. James that Bobby has been sacked. Obviously it had been on the cards for a while now, probably as far back as the end of last season when Fat Freddie started making noises about this being his last season etc. The one thing i can't fathom is why do it now just a few games into the season? Then again, thats Fat Freddie for you. The useless fat ba5tard what he is. Shame WE could'nt sack Fat Freddie!
The whole affair stinks and Bobby should not have been treated this badly. I would like to thank SBR for his time and effort here at St. James and wish him all the best for the future whatever he chooses to do. You would think he would take a bit of a rest, he is well overdue one after 5 years here, never mind the last month here which is detailed in depth by nufc.com. It makes a very interesting re-cap of recent events.

A round up of todays links....


- A tribute to SBR


- Robson thanks Toon fans


- The Sacking of Robson: An Outsider's View


- Newcastle begin manager hunt


- Houllier & Venables are an insult too many


- Birmingham warn Newcastle


- Houllier installed as favourite to succeed Robson


- What went wrong for Bobby


- Robson regret at exit


- What next for Shearer?


- Newcastle leave United alone in Rooney race


- Pompey look to land £4.5 million mis-fit Dyer

Aston Villa 4 - 2 Newcastle

Full-time Report: Aston Villa 4 - 2 Newcastle. What more can you say about the Toon? They managed to throw away another lead that's just one win in our last eleven league outings.
I blame the strikers, me. Well if we are going to concede 2 or 4 goals nearly every game then we must'nt be scoring enough! ;)
As we all know the Rooney latest i won't bother with any links on the subject of Manyoo's new bid but i do have one thing to say on the subject. That is Manyoo can have him. I'm not denying how good he is but �25M is a joke for an 18 year old with promise. The likes of Fowler and Smith have both been sold this summer for �7-8M, and Rooney is worth all that money? My arse, as they say in Manchester. There has been very little sense spoken on the subject, from what i have read anyway, apart from manchesteronline who seem to have hit the nail on the head.
I think Fat Freddie should concentrate on signing a central defender considering these two bids have been knocked back. I think we may struggle to bring anyone in on time.

On a lighter note, apparently we are favourites for the UEFA Cup. HAHAHAHA. Please don't make me laugh as my back is killing me and it hurts to laugh.

Black & White & Read All Over

A couple of Blogs that i read have moved their Toon coverage to a new site. Black & White & Read All Over has just started but it should have plenty of content soon if i know Newcastle.


Some other Toon news...


- Bellamys shirt secret. HAHAHAHAHAHA, little neck!


- Villa want Dyer. Take him now, please.


- nufc.com have an interesting story...Bobby to bench God


- United make £5m Balde move


- Bobby reassures Kluivert



Edit : It's true, God is on the bench. Let's hope we get something today or Bobby will be gone tomorrow. Can you remember the last time God was dropped?

First Arab team

First Arab team in Europe get Newcastle in UEFA Cup. Here is a little more info on them.

Stuff and Rooney news

Japanese cake erasers


Vegetarian Rhapsody


menwholooklikekennyrogers.com


Mutilated to supply trade in human flesh


lionhead rabbits


News just in.. Wayne Rooney has asked for a transfer and Manyoo increase Rooney bid. Surprise surprise.









Thanks to milkandcookies and coolios

UEFA Cup draw

Newcastle have been paired with Hapoel B-Sakhnin of Israel in the first round of the UEFA Cup and we will play the first leg at home. No, i've never heard of them either.
Ties are scheduled for 16th and 30th September.

You can see the draw in full here shortly, when it is finished.

Toon news

Preview - Aston Villa v Newcastle. A chance for Nooby Solano to bury us. OPTA preview


Speaking of Nobby, he is stunned at recent events in Toon.


Chopra seals loan move and the great unwashed miss out


Everton admit Rooney will be sold.There is only one club he would choose. I guess Everton are waiting for Manyoo to up their offer. Would you fancy this lot, Wayne from todays Mirror.


Robson remains defiant or as William Hill put it Sir Bobby favourite to be next boss out of a job. I think i know what looks most likely.


Random rants from The-Mags.net.


howaythetoon.com reckons the atmosphere is dead and will never return


Finally, for now, nufc.com have a very interesting article called Deja Vu : following a familiar path about halfway down the page.

Todays pile of shat

Would you make a good James Bond? I got 60 points


Breakout - New style.


colour X-Ray vision


Shocked dad sees worm wriggle out of joint of pork


How old were you when....


TV test cards around the world.


Tricks of the trade





Cheers to milkandcookies, catch, bifurcated rivets and ultimate insult

Look At This...

There has been a couple of changes round here recently so it's probably a good time to re-cap.
The "search this site" button has gone from the sidebar and it is now at the top of the page.
You can also click the date above the posts for a "on this day" to find out what happened, who was born or who died etc on this day. Thanks to mmChronic at NewLinks for the "on this day" thingy. If you want to add it to your blog go here to find out how.
I'm also thinking of putting up a wallpaper every day for your PC. If you are interested please let me know what type of wallpapers you want to see eg cars, celebrities, game, landscapes, girls etc. Post a comment or mail me on the address in the top right.
Finally, another plug for the other site i post at, NewLinks, go there now. It's great.

Newcastle 2-2 Norwich

Another below par display sees the Toon drop 2 points at home to the Premierships whipping boys Norwich. Newcastle 2-2 Norwich



In other news Manyoo match Toons bid for Rooney, Fat Fred says there is a defender on the way and Newcastle confirm interest in Huth.
Never a quiet day in Toon.

Stuff

Naked Aprons. NSFW.



Mad bike racing videos



Umbilical Brothers



World music charts



Swearasaurus - How to swear in 156 languages.



British Pathe images



Trampoline tricks 2



Latest Weebl and Bob



I'm better at drawing than your kids



Interesting high speed video clips



How dodgy are you?







Thanks to bifurcated rivets, linkfilter and coolios

Toon news

20M not a penny more. Newcastle make a bid for Wayne Rooney.



Magpies deny Rooney conspiracy. Sounds about right to me. We sell one of the best centre-half's in the world then try to buy a striker!



Calum bid. Coventry City are bracing themselves for an approach from Newcastle for England Under-21 defender Calum Davenport.



Gabbidon the Magpie? Newcastle United are believed to be lining up a bid for Bluebirds defender Daniel Gabbidon.



Joseph Yobo latest target. We are still waiting to have our "socks blown off" by Shepherd's new signing, but Joseph Yobo is a target.



Newcastle to launch a bid for Kuffour



If only he was this quick on the pitch. Titus gets a driving ban.



Chelsea block our interest in their two centre-halfs.



Kluivert leaves boss with a problem



Toon freak show on it's way.

Former England coaches Sir Bobby Robson and Graham Taylor will pit their wits against each other in a new reality TV show hosted by Newcastle United.



Cheers to NewLinks for the Toon icon.

Stuff

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Let's get Vizical - 25 years at the comic coalface

YAY! Viz is 25. Viz was always a part of my young life, and most peoples that i knew. I hav'nt read any new issues for a few years now as i just re-read my old ones every few years when i fancy something different to read. I'm dead tight, if you had'nt noticed.
Here is a link to the official site. I'm sure you know that it is NSFW. It features all the classics like Letterbocks and you must check Roger's Profanisauris.Happy birthday.

Toon v Mackems

A little something to cheer the Toon lads up after the week that we have had to endure. Mackems - A video from toongoals featuring highlights of our battles with the great unwashed. The video is only up for a short while, all will be explained on the site

Newcastle 0-1 Tottenham

Once again, Newcastle make another dismal start to a new season. Newcastle 0-1 Tottenham ends another stressful week in Toon.


However much Newcastle got from the sale of Woodgate, Fat Fred has plans for it that Bobboy Robson does'nt know about. Sounds about right to me as we all know who is in charge of buying and selling at St. James. Bobby wanted Beattie so Fat Fred bought Kluivert and Bobby wanted Trabelsi and Fat Fred bought Carr for that position. I expect to see Bobby leaving soon as i'm not sure what his role is now. The gap at the top widened further today when Bobby was quoted in The People saying I warned Shepherd not to sell.


We'll spend the money wisely from Woody sale says Fat Fred. I'm sure he means HE will spend wisely.



In other toon news howaythetoon.com has a round up of rumours from today's rags.

Puzzle over whirlwind Woodgate

I promise this will be the last Woodgate story i bring you. The whole sorry saga leaves a hell of a lot of unanswered questions and has left another nasty taste in my mouth. I say another because you get them all the time when you love Newcastle.


Real Madrid claim the deal is only £9.5M and the rest will be made up on appearances so if he does'nt play much for them then that means Newcastle have actually lost money on the deal when you take into account his wages while he was here. Another question is why when Arsenal and Manyoo came sniffing for him in january they were quoted £50M by Fat Fred, why the sudden price drop?


These subjects/questions and more are brought up in this article.


This has got to be Newcastle's biggest step backwards in recent memory and without the likes of Woodgate we don't have a hope in hell of winning anything this season or ever, probably. I have loved United for 25 years now and i can honestly say he is the best defender we have ever had in that time, probably the best defender ever!


"We are not a selling club" - are Fat Fred's words.


"Fsckoff, you liar" are mine

Yet more rubbish

Game - Bad Apple Game - Match the smileys to eliminate them and try to guess the catchphrase.





Game - Kelimator - A brilliant game, like Scrabble against the clock.





Pictures - The real hairiest man in China - Hippy Tony does'nt get a look in.



Pictures - Swank Signs - Dedicated to the art of mocking public works.



Pictures - Star Wars Stormtrooper wedding



Strange - The Mojo car



Stupid - Dumb quotes



News - P3n15 survey comes up short.



News - Plastic surgery for Dogs - He's not that ugly.



News - Hero Dog









Thanks to milkandcookies, coolios and Fark

Toon news :(

Lots of Toon news today so here goes (deep breath)


- Real Madrid sign Woodgate


- Spectre of past haunts Woodgate


- We never wanted to sell Woodgate


- Irate Toon fan voices concerns over the running of NUFC


- Woodgate sale : Fans views


- Robson rejects Woodgate rumours


- United vow to replace Woody


- Magpies eye Coventry defender


- In case you had'nt noticed we have a game tomorrow... It's down to the real stuff


- United v Spurs : Team news


- Apology but Dyer is on the bench


- So is Kluivert


- Robert ready to shoot on sight


- Spurs boss can't wait for saturdays game


- ITV to screen Toon's home UEFA Cup games live


- and finally, i think, Pink eye strikes again

I'm off for a lie down

More Toon news

Never a dull day in Toon.


Finally, Dyer apologises. But is it enough?




It is looking increasingly like Woodgate is on his way to Real Madrid barring a medical-the tricky bit. You suspect Real Madrid would know his history of injuries while here at Newcastle, would'nt you? Check the next story down on the Dyer link above.

More Shearer wallpaper

Click for biggery.



ICONS.COM : Stephen Carr. The website of one of our new signings does'nt seem to be very up to date. I should imagine that will change soon. I've also stuck it in the sidebar under Toon Links.



More Toon wallpapers here

More stuff

Video - Funny Cats



Video - Bike crashing



Exploratorium : Origins



Would you like some weed with that



Stupid true stories, supposedly.



Video - Real fights



German men to be banned from standing while urinating



Microsoft send staff back to school





Links from milkandcookies, coolios and weirdlinks

Toon news

- Woodgate in Real link. It does'nt surprise me as i think he is the best defender in Britain.


- Dyer linked with birmingham


- Toon fans make it a dyer night for Kieron

Toon news

Milner stars for under-21's


Eriksson wont protect Dyer


Supermac "Fans are against Dyer"


Dyer for Spurs?. Probably as good a move as he will get.


Butt at home tonight

More rubbish

Todd Madere's Virtual Sea Monkeys



The unexplained



Utterly outrageous foods - including scrambled brains.



Game - Blow it up



Welsh to ban strippers....in limo's



Quiz - How German are you?



Refrigerapoetry





Links pinched from
milkandcookies, coolios and theflophouse

For Sale on eBay

Kieron Dyer One international footballer, mid 20's, good nick, healthy social life etc. Current price £5-50.
Thanks to Merg at NewLinks for the funniest link I have seen in ages.

Toon news

Newcastle put Dyer up for sale. He would'nt be missed by me if he went, but I don't think anyone else would match his £65,000 a week wages.



O'Brien, Bowyer & Caig back in training



Skyscraper Planned Next To St. James' Park

starwarscutscenes.com

starwarscutscenes.com has cut scenes from episodes IV- VI.


Thanks to mmChronic at NewLinks - my other place of residence

Stuff

Errors on US stamps


Yetisports olympics


Depth Spinner


Girls fight. 2MB video


Shark cam


Stoned scientists


Origami art


nationalarchives.gov.uk


China's hairiest man?







Thanks to sciatica, milkandcookies and coolios

Middlesbrough 2, Newcastle United 2

A new season, same old Newcastle. Middlesbrough 2, Newcastle United 2


More injury woe for Woodgate


Newcastle deny Dyer claims


Robson slams Hasselbaink’s ‘Hand of God’ goal


Robson feels heat in week of politics


United hit TV jackpot


Bobby's all over. An article on the new Sky TV ad with lots of bobby's in. Some pics including the Baby Fergie one. :)


Fergie : Get me Shearer. Only God could turn down Manyoo 3 times!


O'Brien to miss RoI game

500 up for God at Riverside

Not only is it his birthday today but he will make his 500th career league appearance at the home of the Smoggies tomorrow as he starts his last season with the Toon.
ic Newcastle - 500 up for birthday boy Al at Riverside
God, eh? What will we do without him?

Toon News

- Shearer in Bhoys retort


- Carr ready for debut


- Guess where Viana was yesterday? Playing for Portugal against Iraq in Greece. Iraq won 4-2


-

Your Shout: Toon Army's Reaction To The Boro Sit Down


- Happy Birthday God


A new Woody wallpaper for your PC. Click for biggery.



Lets hope we get off to a decent start this year after so many crap starts in previous seasons.


HOWAY THE LADS!

Toon news

Hughes signs new deal



Butt and Dyer in Eriksson's thoughts to replace Scholes in the England team. That should shift a few more of the thousands of unsold tickets for the Ukraine game at St. James next week.



Ameobi for England? - and a few more tickets sold.



Hartlepool chase Toon two.



BBC SPORT-Middlesbrough v Newcastle



I'll be back - Viana

Links

Dog love


Bill Gates net worth page


Barney Smith's toilet seat art museum


Proper parking


Laughing cat - needs sound


Are you alone in the shower?


Find the faces I found 7 in a minute or so.


Are you moving house? Then save money and do it with your bike


A missile hitting it's target. Boom. NSFW ads.


Rap translated. Cool.




Thanks to coolios, weirdlinks and theflophouse.

Linkdump

Chamone M.F. Here it is, the Bo' Selecta MJ soundboard. NSFW


International Do Not Enter road signs from around the world


Anti-theft device


What does your name mean? "Crown or wreath" for me.


nowords.org Just lots of lovely pictures.


Rude pictures. NSFW.


Strange and unusual dictionaries


Japanese landslide. With video.


Sven is flattered


Living dangerously. How dirty is my desk?


Romanian man desperate for money. Not that desperate surely.







Thanks to coolios, milkandcookies, fark and catch

Toon news

Pink eye : Case number 6


League liaising with virus-hit Toon


Magpies hit by Bramble blow


Boro ticket allocation reduced


I'm excited at Toon switch says ace Carr

Robert gets pink eye

Newcastles lazy left winger is the latest player to get pink eye. Never mind calling the Smoggies game off because of it, i don't think anyone would want to play us. ic Newcastle - Robert is hit by eye problem

dropload

"Dropload is a place for you to drop your files off and have them picked up by someone else at a later time. Recipients you specify are sent an email with instructions on how to download the file. Files are removed from the system after 4 days, regardless if they have been picked up or not. You can upload any type of file, mp3, movies, docs, pdfs, up to 100MB each! Recipients can be anyone with an email address."


I've used it a couple of times and it is really easy to use and the download speed is brilliant, rarely less than 50k per second. Great for swapping MP3's and music videos with your friends. I would'nt send anything personal just in case but i can't recommend it enough.



dropload

Newcastle agree Carr deal

BBC SPORT have announced that Newcastle and Spurs have agreed a fee for Stephen Carr and he will sign for us after a medical expected within 48 hours.

Links-fest

Ever wondered what the stars would look like if they were a bit fat? Wonder no more.


Chinese signs


Free music to listen to while you surf.


Slideshow of deep sea images. Cool.


London to New York in an hour. How?


Found photos. Not quite found but...


Another Bushism. Just in case you are the only person in the world who has'nt seen this.


Crazy toy car racing. One for ILuvNUFC Junior.


Panoramas from the Rover Spirit


Prozac in you're tap water.


Human oddities


fartsurvey.com



Thanks to sciatica, milkandcookies, coolios and finally NewLinks - My other home. Occasionally.

Toon news

Magpies step up Carr chase


Pink eye could cause the postponement of Smoggie's game


United eye local striker


United they may fall



The last link is from the Evening Chronicle and they also have a vote on which front pairing we should use for the coming season and Shearer-Bellamy is just edging out a Shearer-Kluivert attacking force. What do you think? Have you're say.

It's friday..

Must be time for the b3ta newsletter.


Treats this week include the b3ta-zoo, a home for all the photo-shopped animals like the pigeon-dalek and the apple-owl and a strangely abstract guide to Japanese smoking etiquette.

Some Links

SeaFATtle activists fight for acceptance of being overweight


kickedindanuts.com


Springfields new children?


Poor Richard. NSFW


Mans Richard on fire. NSFW


Watch a dog get slapped when it tries to eat the cats tea.




Thanks to weirdlinks, coolios and some other that i can't remember.

NUFC.com

The brilliant NUFC.com has more details on the transfer of N'Zogbia, a picture of Dyer's new car/tank, more on the pink eye story, a match report from the Celtic game and a competiton to win free beer.


What more do you want?



Speaking of competitions BBC/Tyne have a competition to win tickets for England v Ukraine at St. James. Take me if you win, please.

Finally, toongoals has had a makeover and now runs on a mailing list stylee.

Links a plenty

Build a better Bush


prOn bread NSFW


Photos and panoramas of modern ruins


Instructions for men


Beating heart. Use you're mouse


Lego video-Lego-zone. Don't worry if you have no sound because the video is set to some cheesy spanish disco track. Or something.


Banned commercials


Homo prevention for you're sons.


Follow up - Tigger : Not guilty


3 Young boys build a cannon. What could go wrong?


Proper bariatric


Chickens head found in supermarket meal or maybe Chicken pieces with baby foot


Dog child found in Siberia


What to do when dogs attack







Links pilfered from milkandcookies,coolios, fark and weird links

MOTD through the ages

YAY! Match of the Day is set to return to our screens for the new season and it's going to be 40 years old when it returns. To celebrate it's return the BBC will screen a special programme called Match of the Day at 40 on Sunday 8th August, 2215 on BBC One. Welcome back.
MOTD through the ages

Toon news

1 - Lee Bowyer is the latest Newcastle player to go down with pink eye. The article states that the first team dressing room at Whitley Park is now closed down to try to prevent further spreading of the evil South Park related affliction.


2 - While our new signing Charles N'Zogbia may be a real jewel his old club Le Harve are threatening legal action against the Toon.


3 - Yet another club target Shearer.


4 - Robson open to offers.


5 - Celtic v Newcastle team news.

Links a plenty

That time again folks as i'm only around for another half hour or so.


List of company name etymologies. Interesting, particularly Yahoo.


Today's game. Match the shapes before the time runs out.


Euphemisms for our favourite words. NSFW.


Chimpmeister soundboard


More on battered Paris for Bungers.


New US army recruits?


Spain says Gibraltar visit is unhelpful. Fsck them.


Spider web construction gallery. Does anyone remember the experiments on spiders and how they make their webs when they are baked/toasted/stoned?





Links pinched from milkandcookies, coolios and some other sites i can't remember. :) Later Chaps

Yet more Metro news

The Rail Passengers Council, which covers an area from Berwick to Grimsby, say the Metro is the most dangerous public transport anywhere in the north. Stating the bleedin obvious maybe but at least attention is being drawn to the problem. Once again the plan of a 15 man security squad for the Metro looks pathetic.

Newcastle United wallpaper

Click for biggery.

More Toon wallpapers here

Newcastle Wallpaper.

Click for biggery.

More Toon wallpapers here

Toon news

I'll be ready to face Boro, says Kluivert


Toon land French kid


Robert in contract talks


Chopra in demand.


Injury worries for Robson

Links a plenty

A public toilet in Switzerland is made entirely out of one way glass. No one can see in but the person having the dump can see all around them. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (See-Through Loo)


Star Wars game. Red 5 going in!


Dodgy car insurance claims. With a couple of cool pictures.


Aeroplane crash videos.


Later chaps



Links courtesy of milk and cookies and weirdlinks